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“This is ratings ,” Janine corrected. “The PTA said if we raise $500 tonight, we can fix the water fountain that sprays sideways .”

(He was. From the roof. With a camcorder from 2004.)

Melissa swept his feet. He landed on a pile of leaf bags.

Last week’s faculty meeting had ended with Melissa calling Jacob a “gentrified hacky sack” after he suggested replacing detention with restorative yoga. Jacob, in turn, had challenged her to “settle it like adults.” Melissa heard settle it like Philly . And now here we were.

“I yield,” Jacob wheeised, helmet visor fogged.

Janine Teagues never thought she’d be producing a pay-per-view event, yet there she was, holding an iPad above her head like the Statue of Liberty while Gregory Edmunds muttered into her shoulder.

“The water fountain lives!” Janine squealed.