“You’re a terrible missionary, Philip,” Syrena teased, flicking water at him. “You can’t even convert a water bottle to stay dry.”
Nearby, (Blackbeard himself) sat in a canvas chair, sipping tea from a thermos. His costume, a tangle of smoking fuses and leather, looked less like piracy and more like a rock-and-roll apocalypse. He was knitting a tiny purple scarf for his granddaughter. “The trick,” he rumbled to Geoffrey Rush (the ever-scheming Barbossa), who was sharpening his wooden leg with a file, “is to terrify the crew before lunch. After lunch, they’re too sleepy for a proper mutiny.” actores de piratas del caribe 4
Depp looked up from his lemon. “Children, children,” he drawled, “the real treasure isn’t the Fountain of Youth. It’s finding a wig that doesn’t itch.” He tugged at his dreadlocks. “This one has developed its own ecosystem. I’ve named the ecosystem ‘Kevin’.” He was knitting a tiny purple scarf for his granddaughter