Adult: Comedy

Marjorie snatched the last olive from her glass and ate it. “Don’t be so sure. I hide the good lube in the same box as the tax returns. You’ve never found either.”

Across the restaurant, a twenty-something couple broke up via Instagram DM. Marjorie felt a strange, competitive pang. She leaned forward, letting the candlelight do nefarious things to her cleavage. “I’m serious, Greg. I want the house, the dog, and the good toaster.” adult comedy

“I tipped him your dignity. He said it was fine, but it had a small stain.” Marjorie snatched the last olive from her glass and ate it

Greg didn’t look up. “Hilarious. Did you remember to tip the valet?” competitive pang. She leaned forward