Captain Marvel Parody Online

She crash-lands through the roof of a (it’s the ‘90s, after all). A teenager hands her a rewinding machine. She stares at it like it’s a Kree weapon.

Here’s a humorous write-up for a , playing on her overwhelming power, amnesia-fueled origin, and deadpan personality. TITLE: Captain Mildly Annoyed Tagline: She’s the strongest hero in the universe. She’d just rather be anywhere else. Logline After crashing into a Cinnabon at the local mall, an amnesiac super-powered woman named Carol Dan-versus convinces herself she’s a retired assistant regional manager — until a shape-shifting Skrull in a knockoff Gucci tracksuit begs her to save a galaxy she doesn’t care about. Opening Scene (Parody Beat) [Explosions. Lasers. A Starforce spaceship spirals toward Earth.] captain marvel parody

“You owe us, Vers.” CAROL: “I don’t even owe my library a late fee.” [blows up his ship with a side-eye] Goose the “Cat” (But Worse) Goose is still a Flerken, but instead of tentacles, he vomits expired coupons and passive-aggressive sticky notes . She crash-lands through the roof of a (it’s

“That thing is an alien menace.” CAROL: “He’s a rescue. Also, he ate my last nerve. So congrats, Fury — you’re now my emotional support human.” Climax (Parody Style) The Skrulls reveal they’re not evil — just really bad at organizing group projects. Carol agrees to help, but only because their leader has a rare edition of Beverly Hills, 90210 on VHS. Here’s a humorous write-up for a , playing

“I’m on break.” Tone: Deadpan absurdist action-comedy Target audience: People who love superhero movies but think Carol should have just stayed in space with her space cat and zero Flerkens given.