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Chloe broke character. She put down the teacup. “He’s saying he respects my intellect, Dakota. It’s foreplay for the frontal lobe.”

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Dakota, wearing a Regency-era cravat that strained over his pectorals, looked at his co-star, a woman named Chloe “The Clarifier” Voss. Chloe was a classically trained actress who had fallen into adult films after her avant-garde mime troupe went bankrupt. She was holding a prop teacup like it was a Shakespearean skull. Chloe broke character

His star, Dakota “The Rock” Hardbody, was not getting it. Dakota could lift a tractor tire with his glutes, but he could not lift a line of dialogue. It’s foreplay for the frontal lobe

“Okay,” Mumbles said, clapping his hands. “Scene four. Mr. Darcy, you’re at the ball. You see Elizabeth Bennet across the room. You feel a tension. A longing. Say your line.”

“It’s a comedy adult film,” Mumbles explained to his bewildered boom operator. “But not that kind of comedy. The script is witty. It has banter. It has emotional stakes. And then, every seventeen pages, an extremely literal metaphor happens.”