You are now. Also, I need those TPS reports. And can you train the intern? He thinks “Reply All” is a personality trait.

Happy “Not Fired” Anniversary, Dave! You’ve lasted eight years without a single complaint! I got you gluten-free.

They say you should never quit your job on a whim. So I planned mine for six months. Today’s the day.

(but probably straight to streaming) END SCENE.

Here’s a short, original comedy scene written in the style of a “full movie” trailer or opening sequence. Think of it as the first few minutes of a fictional comedy film. THE LAST GOOD DAY