The apocalypse isn’t scary anymore… it’s ABSURD! 🧟‍♂️🤪

🔫 Potato Launcher – Yes, it shoots explosive spuds. 🐟 Fish Slapper – Melee attack with a salmon. It’s super effective. 🎸 Electric Guitar – Shred a solo and fry 20 zombies at once. 🚽 Plunger Crossbow – Stick ’em to the wall.

“You’ve been… ZOMBIFIED. Try again, hero.”

“They’re climbing the walls! No, wait—they’re doing the Macarena on the walls! THIS IS FINE! Everything is FINE!”