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I hit the bubbles. The tree gets mad. The floor breaks. I fall into a pit. Now there are 50 zombies. Now the tree has an arm. Now I am panicking.
Today, we are playing . Yes. The big one. The final one. The one where everything is on fire and everybody wants to kill me. dark souls 3 el amigos
I try rolling. I roll into a wall. He stabs me through the wall. Physics? No. Dark Souls.
I get him to half health. He transforms. Suddenly he is a black snake monster. I scream. My microphone breaks. You cannot hear me, but trust me: I screamed. I have only sadness and a broken spacebar
But we cannot go home, my friends. Because the is waiting. This is the first boss. He is big. He is angry. He has a halberd the size of my entire budget.
I have no money. I have no editor. I have no estus flasks left. I hit the bubbles
Stay under the butt.