Behind every satisfied waddle, every perfectly timed head-dunk, and every suspiciously photogenic puddle of waterfowl lies a shadowy organization so secret that even pigeons refuse to gossip about it.
As he waddles back into the reeds, he pauses. Turns his head. Tilts it exactly 22 degrees. And delivers a single, perfect quack . duck.quackpr
So, the ducks did what any intelligent species would do: they hired a PR firm. But not just any firm. They hired themselves . Behind every satisfied waddle
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