(Peter bursts through the door, holding his phone like a torch.)
Oh yeah? Tell that to my emotional damages. I’m seeking 12 likes and a retweet from someone with a blue check.
Jokes are for people who haven’t been emotionally grandfathered into a vendetta.
(squinting) That’s the kind of talk that gets you on the list.
Alright, you traitors. I’ve filed a class-action Grudge. We’re going to virtual court. Judge is an AI chatbot named “Honorable Snipr.”
Same difference. Now fetch me a diet soda.