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Beaumont is refined, condescending, and furious that Alberta (a famous 1920s chanteuse) died in "his" house before he did. "I reviewed your opening night at the Algonquin," he sniffs. "Two stars. You rushed the bridge." Alberta, who has never been more insulted, threatens to scat him into next Tuesday.

A new ghost flickers into existence in the library: a mime from the 1970s, stuck in an invisible box. He taps on the glass. No one notices. He weeps silently. ghosts s01e05 bd9

The Woodstone B&B is humming. Sam is on a ladder, hanging a custom-made sign reading "Woodstone Heritage Suites — Where the Past Welcomes You." Jay is below, holding a power drill he doesn't know how to use. Thorfinn stands beside him, miming the correct angle for drilling into brick, sighing in exasperation. Beaumont is refined, condescending, and furious that Alberta

Flower convinces Thorfinn to "astral project" (which they cannot do) by staring at a lava lamp Jay bought. They fail, but in the process, they invent a game: "If we could possess a car, where would we go?" Flower wants to drive to a 1974 Grateful Dead show. Thorfinn wants to rampage through an Ikea. The game becomes weirdly touching. You rushed the bridge

"I told you," Alberta says. "I didn't rush the bridge. I owned it."

Alberta steps in. She sings a single, perfect note—a low A-flat—that vibrates through the house. Beaumont is thrown out of Jay’s body, gasping. "How did you—"

Isaac has secretly started a "Revolutionary War Fact-a-Day" Patreon using Sam’s laptop when she’s not looking. His first post: "Alexander Hamilton once cried because a turtle bit him." It goes viral. Suddenly, Isaac is getting fan mail. Nigel (the British ghost) finds out and challenges him to a "duel of wits" — each must deliver a historical lecture in the barn at midnight. The loser has to polish Nigel’s ghostly boots (an impossible task, but it's the principle).