A voiceover (a different text-to-speech, the "Karen" voice) announced: "Broccardo has chosen violence."
The Broccoli That Cried "Drama"
he whispered. Then, he snapped.
Broccardo screamed, his voice the robotic, high-pitched "Paul" voice. His pupils shrank to pinpricks. "I HATE THE FRIDGE. IT IS TOO COLD. YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 500 YEARS." goanimate food
The Drama Meter slowly drained to zero. The sun came back out. And the food all slid in a straight line toward the Fridge, their arms stiff at their sides, ready for the next video—where Broccardo would inevitably lose his mind over a dropped grape. A voiceover (a different text-to-speech, the "Karen" voice)
Broccardo laughed a robotic laugh: "Hah. Hah. Hah." His pupils shrank to pinpricks
Cheez-It tried to reason with him. "But Broccardo, we are food. We cannot ground people. We are going to be eaten eventually."