Goblin Tyler ((top)) [ 2024 ]

Then he rewired the adventurer's map to lead into a troll's privy.

That afternoon, an adventurer kicked over his mushroom garden. Tyler didn't scream. He just smiled, showing three crooked teeth. goblin tyler

Tyler wasn't like the other goblins. They collected rusty spoons and shiny pebbles. Tyler collected grudges. Then he rewired the adventurer's map to lead

"Nobody appreciates a creative goblin," he muttered, sharpening a bent nail. " he muttered

His lair—a damp hollow under the root of a dead oak—was lined with stolen shoelaces, chewed quills, and one slightly cursed lute he couldn't play but refused to throw away. Every morning, he rearranged his "good pebbles" into angry faces.