Craig Glenday’s name is printed at the bottom. The Keeper of the Records. The man who decides what "official" means.
It sounds silly. It feels profound.
It changes nothing because the sun still rises. Your mortgage is still due. The dishwasher still needs unloading. Nobody stops you on the street. You do not suddenly develop superpowers or charisma. guinness book of records certificate
It looks so simple. You want to shake the paper and yell, "You don't understand what it took to get here!" Craig Glenday’s name is printed at the bottom
And now, every time you walk past it, you pause. Not out of vanity. Out of memory . every time you walk past it