"Welcome to Camp Hades! To earn your first meal—a single plate of kalamata olives and stale paximadia (rusk)—you must climb the Ladder of Regret ."
The celebrities are blindfolded and loaded onto a rickety wooden fishing boat. The sea is rough. Vicky immediately vomits over the side. Dimmy screeches, “This faux leather is vintage , you animals!” "Welcome to Camp Hades
The celebrities are eating cold beans from the tin, huddled under the tarp. A storm rolls in. Lightning illuminates the fortress. Vicky immediately vomits over the side
Vicky arm-wrestling Panos; Dimmy crying over a lost earring; Dr. Elias trying to psychoanalyze a goat; and a title card: “Next time… live scorpions, a betrayal, and someone eats a bull’s testicle.” Lightning illuminates the fortress
Rita whispers, “I heard this place is haunted by a Byzantine general who died of loneliness.”
Rita finds a dead gecko. Screams for 4 minutes straight.