The spiritual meaning is “hypocrisy,” my son. It is the glue that holds all Indian marriages together. Buy her flowers. Then hide the phone in the freezer.
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My boss says we are a “family.” But this family fired my cousin for taking a sick day. — Orphan in Oragadam The spiritual meaning is “hypocrisy,” my son
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“We have entered the ‘Amrit Kaal of Optimism’,” said the Finance Minister, adjusting his spectacles that definitely do not have Google Glass hidden inside. “All indicators are green, except for the ones that are red, which we have decided to ignore.”
When pressed for details on unemployment, the Minister smiled and said, “What is ‘unemployment’? I only know ‘unorganized entrepreneurial breaks’.” Meanwhile, a leaked report from inside the Finance Ministry revealed the new national slogan: “Gareebi Hatao… From the Dictionary.”
Two old men sitting on a park bench. Old Man 1: “In our day, corruption meant taking a bribe.” Old Man 2: “Now it means taking a bribe, getting a tax receipt, and tweeting about it.”