Masuka Intern Dexter ((install)) Official

Here’s the weird part. Every time my boy Dexter (the blood spatter analyst, not the intern—stay with me) walks into the room, Intern Masuka gets very stiff. She stares at his shoes. She stares at his gloves.

Her name is . I’m not kidding. Her parents have a sick sense of humor. I call her "M.I.D." for short. Or "Mini-Masuka." masuka intern dexter

Despite the creepy vibes, the girl is a . She organized my reagent shelf alphabetically and by molecular weight. She found a trace of soil on a victim’s shoe that Batista missed. She even laughed at my “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!” joke. Here’s the weird part

I got an intern named .

Dexter gave her his usual “friendly neighborhood sociopath” nod, and she whispered to me, “His bio-rhythms are off.” She stares at his gloves

But then she picks up a blood spatter cast-off pattern and says, “The angle of impact suggests the weapon was a hammer, but the void pattern indicates the perp wiped it with a cotton blend. Probably a t-shirt.”

Every time we finish a case file, she writes a tiny “M99” in the corner of the evidence log. When I asked what it means, she just pointed to the animal tranquilizer kit on my shelf and said, “Don’t leave that unlocked.”