I am talking about the mysterious puddle I discovered this morning seeping out of a knocked-over protein shaker cup that my cat, Bartholomew , has apparently claimed as his personal hydration station.
It smells like regret, but the cat won’t stop drinking it. milky cat piss
Artisanal “Milky Cat Piss” (Suspected Leaking Whisker-Siphoned Brew) Rating: ⭐ (1 Star) / ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 Stars for Trauma) I am talking about the mysterious puddle I
Let me be clear: I did not buy this. I did not brew this. I did not ask the universe for this specific olfactory nightmare. I did not brew this
Would I recommend “Milky Cat Piss”? Absolutely not. It is a biohazard. It is the reason we can’t have nice rugs.
Imagine if someone diluted a ghost’s fart in a saucer of warm, off-brand oat milk. That is the color. A pale, sickly beige that suggests lactose intolerance and poor life choices.