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Turns out, at Mofos Laundromat, nobody leaves cleaner than they came in.

Then she walked in. Gold hoops, leopard coat, carrying a trash bag of what looked like cashmere. She didn’t even look at the soap dispensers. Just leaned against the folding table and said, “Which one of you mofos stole my Tide Pods?”

She walked over, close enough I could smell her perfume—jasmine and trouble. “You got three seconds,” she said. mofos laundromat

That’s when I noticed the gun in her waistband. And the police tape still on her sleeve.

The sign buzzed two letters dead: . Antonio said it fit—because only mofos came here at midnight. Turns out, at Mofos Laundromat, nobody leaves cleaner

I held up my empty hands. “Lady, I’m just here to wash a sweater.”

I sat on a cracked plastic chair, watching my delicates spin in machine #4. The air smelled of bleach, weed, and regret. In the corner, a guy named Cheese argued with a dryer that ate his last dollar. “I seen it take the quarter,” he whispered to the lint trap. “Don’t play me.” She didn’t even look at the soap dispensers

Antonio pointed at me. Because Antonio is a mofo.