Sky Pirates Pigeon Forge May 2026

Croaker, above, fired the net-launcher. A massive cargo net tangled the first wave of bumper cars, sending them spinning into a kettle corn stand.

That’s when the first alarm blared.

Pockets looked at the navigation charts. “Captain, we have a problem. The boy’s mother left an AirTag in his shoe. There are three Dollywood security helicopters on our tail, and one of them has a magnet the size of a Hot Rod coaster car.” sky pirates pigeon forge