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If they hand me a soda, I win. If they call security, I also win.

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But here’s the thing about modern language: context is a dying art. I clicked the coupon. I braced myself for something NSFW. Instead, I was greeted by a high-resolution image of a dew-covered, bright pink grapefruit can of . If they hand me a soda, I win

Immediately types ‘urban dictionary squirt’ into a private browser tab. If they hand me a soda

Here is where the internet breaks your brain into two distinct hemispheres:

If they hand me a soda, I win. If they call security, I also win.

The Weekly Grind Post Title: I Found “Squirt Coupons” in My Spam Folder & Now I Have Questions

But here’s the thing about modern language: context is a dying art. I clicked the coupon. I braced myself for something NSFW. Instead, I was greeted by a high-resolution image of a dew-covered, bright pink grapefruit can of .

Immediately types ‘urban dictionary squirt’ into a private browser tab.

Here is where the internet breaks your brain into two distinct hemispheres: