“Look,” he said, shivering. “If you want a doctor in Norris Point, you pay her $250k. If you want a diesel mechanic to keep the ferry running in Blanc-Sablon, you pay him $160k. The SunshineListStats showed us that our biggest expense isn’t corruption. It’s the Atlantic Ocean. It’s the distance. It’s the rock.”
Her duties included: maintaining the light, radioing weather to freighters, and once, lowering herself over a cliff by rope to rescue a stranded hiker during a whiteout.
The year the stats went viral was 2026.