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Marcus threw his hands up. “That’s it. I’m challenging the ceiling fan to a rematch.”

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And somewhere, in the greasy heart of every basement bar, table hockey gods nodded in approval. Because the best hijinks aren’t about winning. They’re about watching two grown adults lose their absolute minds over a game the size of a shoebox. Marcus threw his hands up

“You ready to get embarrassed, mofo?” Marcus cracked his knuckles, gripping the worn-out red goalie rod like a baseball bat. Mofos And somewhere