((top)) — The Frank And Beans Quandary

Frank reached in. Beans bit him. Hard.

It came from the wall.

Frank did the only logical thing. He retrieved a can of tuna, a pair of oven mitts, and his neighbor, a quick-witted paramedic named Sheila who had once extracted a hamster from a vacuum cleaner. the frank and beans quandary

Sheila held the tuna. Frank donned the mitts. Beans, torn between his hatred of being captured and his love of fish, hesitated for exactly half a second. Frank lunged. There was a shriek—from Beans—and a yelp—from Frank—and a lot of chili-scented ferret thrashing. Frank reached in