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Dmitri laughed. “What magic? You cut hair.”

The second goon lunged with the taser drill. Zohan caught his wrist, whispered “ no static ,” and used the man’s own momentum to whirl him into a barber chair. In three seconds flat, the man’s wild, unkempt beard was sculpted into a perfect Van Dyke. “Better,” Zohan said. “Now you look like a poet. A violent, confused poet.” watch don't mess with the zohan

Zohan didn’t look up. “For you, I am Zohan. Or if you prefer, ‘He Who Makes the Split Ends Cry.’ Please, sit. You need a trim. Very dry. Like a Brillo pad made of sadness.” Dmitri laughed