When Robert Zane merged with us, I thought, “Okay, fine. Zane is temporary. He’s Mike’s father-in-law. He’ll get bored.” But no. Suddenly it was Zane, Specter, Litt. And I was still third. Third. Like a footnote. Like the “et al.” in a case citation.
Your (soon-to-be senior name) partner,
Jessica—if you’re reading this—you owe me a window. when does louis become name partner