December 26th, 6:02 AM. You’re scrolling through your banking app, nursing a mince pie hangover, when you see it: a pending transaction labeled “Xmas Payrise 4.”
If you got £4.00, congratulations. You won the accounting lottery. Buy a lottery ticket. Or a coffee. Here’s the awkward truth: Did you ask for a raise in October? Did your manager say, “Let’s push it through for the Christmas period” ? xmas payrise 4
Your heart skips. Did Santa finally read your LinkedIn profile? Is this the quarterly bonus you forgot about? Or—more ominously—is this a glitch that the payroll department will be frantically clawing back by January 2nd? December 26th, 6:02 AM