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Because they’re stars, Sheldon. With sugar.

Sheldon (9), holding a clipboard, stands before his family: GEORGE SR., MARY, GEORGIE, and MISSY.

That’s not a solution. That’s surrender. young sheldon s01e02 webdl

After careful analysis of our family’s morning routine, I’ve identified seventeen inefficiencies. Item one: Dad stares at the newspaper for four minutes before turning the page. He’s not reading—he’s just holding it.

That week, I learned three things: rockets require parental permission, librarians have more power than principals, and my father’s idea of “helping” was to hand me a roll of duct tape and say, “Don’t die.” Because they’re stars, Sheldon

You want surrender? Try the Soviet space program. At least they put a dog up.

Family eating meatloaf. Sheldon hasn’t touched his. That’s not a solution

George Sr. puts down the newspaper.