"Sheldon. Can I just sit here for ten minutes and not talk about God, monsters, or real estate?"

Sheldon considers. "The silence ratio is acceptable. But you’re leaning on a mop with a cracked handle. It’s a structural liability."

Meanwhile, Meemaw (Connie) invites Missy and Georgie over for game night. She pulls out Monopoly . Missy loves it. Georgie cheats immediately. But Meemaw has a twist: a homemade expansion board she calls "Hell’s Monopoly" — complete with spaces like "Indulgence Tax," "The Inquisition Railroad," and a Chance card that reads: "You’ve been accused of witchcraft. Go directly to the stake. Do not pass Heaven. Do not collect 200 indulgences."

Mary is furious. She confronts Pastor Jeff. Pastor Jeff sighs: "Mary, Mr. Finley is a volunteer. And Sheldon asked if the Ark could have been built with a hyperbolic paraboloid roof for better rainwater runoff. In front of the toddlers ."

Georgie finds it hilarious. Missy is intrigued. Mary walks in mid-visit, sees the board, and gasps: "Mother, is that the Devil on Baltic Avenue?"

Sheldon is in his room, meticulously cataloging his comic books by debut date of the villain , not the hero. Mary calls him for dinner, but he refuses to come out until he finishes cross-referencing a disputed issue of The Flash . Georgie threatens to eat his tater tots. Sheldon sighs: "The only thing faster than The Flash is my sister's ability to disappoint Mom."

Sheldon lies in bed, talking to himself. "Today I learned that adults use religion to avoid answering math questions. Tomorrow, I’ll ask Mr. Finley if God could microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it. That’s a real test of omnipotence." He turns off his light. Then turns it back on to write that down.

Mary eventually compromises: Sheldon can return to Sunday school if he agrees to one question per lesson and writes his other questions in a notebook for Pastor Jeff to answer later. Mr. Finley apologizes for the closet. Sheldon says, "Don’t. I derived the prime number distribution of dust motes in there. It was productive."