MARY: Or a college fund that isn’t just a coffee can.

SHELDON (to the lawyer): No.

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SHELDON: You see, my mother’s live-stream will continue to buffer. And my father’s football will remain slightly choppy during panning shots. But if I sign this, a thousand other churches, a thousand other football fans, and a thousand other evil twins in telenovelas will suffer forever. My algorithm belongs to the world.

SHELDON: EUREKA! (then, quieter) Eureka. I’ve reduced the bitrate by 47% with zero loss of perceptual fidelity.

MISSY: You’re an idiot. Fifty grand.

MEE MAW: The picture froze on the face of the evil twin right as he was about to reveal the secret inheritance. This is a crisis, child.

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