Why Is My Firewall Blocking Everything Official

The file doesn’t exist anymore. But the firewall still remembers its name.

Inside, there was no furniture. No bed, no chair. Just a single desk with a monitor showing my desktop—live. The same alerts I saw on my screen, mirrored on hers. And next to the monitor, a photograph of me sleeping, taken from inside my bedroom closet. The date stamp was from three nights ago.

Then I checked the audit log. Timestamps from 3:17 AM. Every two seconds, an entry: “Filtering platform policy change.” And then, at 3:18 AM: “Windows Filtering Platform base filtering engine stopped.” Restarted at 3:19 AM with a new configuration. The configuration had exactly one rule:

The file doesn’t exist anymore. But the firewall still remembers its name.

Inside, there was no furniture. No bed, no chair. Just a single desk with a monitor showing my desktop—live. The same alerts I saw on my screen, mirrored on hers. And next to the monitor, a photograph of me sleeping, taken from inside my bedroom closet. The date stamp was from three nights ago.

Then I checked the audit log. Timestamps from 3:17 AM. Every two seconds, an entry: “Filtering platform policy change.” And then, at 3:18 AM: “Windows Filtering Platform base filtering engine stopped.” Restarted at 3:19 AM with a new configuration. The configuration had exactly one rule: